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Thursday, June 23, 2005

virus
flea from my sight


there has been a report of a new super hero in town by the name of spaceman spiff. he specialises in virus, specifically computer virus. he beams them with his death ray gun and they go *poof*. rumour has it that no virus has escape his clutches, alive. so folks if u have any virus problems, give spaceman spiff a call. he can be contacted at this number 1800-paul. charges are as follows:


red blob virus - 1 yakult
green ugly blob virus - 1 glass of cranberry fruit juice
green blob virus with pointy ears - 1 scope of lime sherbet
black mesh virus with disgusting spots - 1 cheese cake slice
huge blob virus with curly hair - 1 blueberry cheese cake
super duper big ugly virus - year supply of ice cream, cheese cakes, fruit juice and yakult

6/23/2005 03:25:00 am | 0 comments

Monday, June 20, 2005

He(God)
song


jus luv 9am service choir, they sing real good and not to mention a great selection of hymns, too bad its at 9am. only special occasions do i attend the 9am one.
anyway they sang one of my favourite, any one have it on mp3 plz send me thxs.


He


He can turn the tides and calm the angry sea,
He alone decides who writes the symphony;
He lights every star and makes our darkness bright,
He keeps watch all through, each long and lonely night.
He still finds the time to hear a child's first pray'r,
Saint or sinners call, you'll always find him there.
Though it makes him sad to see the way we live,
He'll always say, "I forgive".


He can grant a wish, or make a dream come true,
He can paint the clouds and turn the gray to blue;
He alone knows where to find the rainbow's end,
He alone can see what lies beyond the bend.
He can touch a tree and turn the leaves to gold,
He knows ev'ry lie that you and I have told;
Though it makes him sad to see the way we live,
He'll always say, "I forgive".
im also looking for the title of another song. i only remember the chorus:


when i think i'm going under part the waters Lord,
when i feel the waves surround me calm the sea.
when i cry for help o hear me Lord and hold out your hand.
touch my life, still the raging storm in me.

6/20/2005 12:00:00 am | 0 comments

Sunday, June 19, 2005

bi guan siew lian
4 days of intensive siew xing.


after 4 days of training, i manage to attain some feats now. namely:
- able to sustain on kfc filet burger meal for 4 days (breakfast, lunch, dinner)
- completed a cartoon jumping game (100 stage) in 4 days
- achieved a personal best on solitare (2mins) after playing non stop for 3hrs
- able to stone in one corner for 4 hrs non stop (this is actually good training for me. after my com explodes i will have no entertainment at all, no tv, no com, no nothing.)
- listened to a song 100 times
the list just goes on and on..
i have effectively spent my days working for HP. they should invent some other ways for me to stone. at least i found an interesting fact at lido: dont watch movie there on sat, watch on sun instead cos that's when the hot ang moh babes n hunks hang out. anyway guys n gals if u see me and i didnt say hi, its not im unfriendly or wad. its cos i cant see. soo let me know when u see me.
went ps to try out the new raiden 3 game. absolutely superb graphics, jaw dropping. then i saw this crazy guy, who played the drum game. he had like wad 900 combos ? insane i tell ya. the way he wacks the plastic as though his on steroids or something. mad man with 2 sticks on da lose.
my com gonna explode soon so i better let it rest awhile. lol if that really happens, im left with no entertainment and lots of stoning. that suxs.

6/19/2005 11:14:00 pm | 0 comments