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Monday, June 27, 2005

smelly breeze.
BO.


advice 1.
never seat at the bus stop at 12midnight alone and wait for a bus.
advice 2.
if you see a big sized man taking a seat upwind from you, don't panic.
advice 3.
take a glance at the man n see if his perspiring.
advice 4.
if he is, run.
advice 5.
if you didn't take my fourth advice because you will miss your last bus, hold ur breath n call an ambulance.
advice 6.
if you didn't take my fourth n fifth advice and you see the man pinching his nose, you probably dunno wad is upwind. Call the ambulance anyway, he will need it.
advice 7.
if you or the man is not unconscious yet and the bus is still not here, flag a cab because the bus is not coming.

6/27/2005 02:02:00 am

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